Are you available right now?
It depends on two factors.
1. Where do you want to meet? (Incall or Outcall)
2. Have you been "screened" or have your "references" cleared? (or P411 member,)
I'm available most days in Palmdale, CA for incall and Southen California
If you want to guarantee a meeting with me, it's best to plan at least a day in advance.
If you know you want to meet me but aren't sure when, it's best to get pre-screened.
The most important thing to keep in mind is, we can't have any fun until you're screened :)
It would be unsafe for me to meet in private with a total stranger. Even if YOU know you're a great guy, I don't yet. I need to know you're not going to hurt me or cause me problems.
Here are a few ways to get there:
Your Real Online Information
I will Google your email address and/or phone number before I respond to your first communcation. I do this to see if you're using your real information to contact me and not a scammer or bot. (If you're texting me from your real phone number, that's great! We're half way there :)
If we decide to meet, I will dig a little further. I may look up your social media, work website or other things on the internet. I'm checking to see if you're a real person, with a basically normal life.
After I feel like you're safe, I stop digging and mark your contact information as "screened". I will never use information for any other purpose and I would never, never share it.
If you are using a burner phone, private email or don't have any information on the internet, you may send me a picture of your valid state ID instead. All of the information must be left visible. I will delete the picture once we've met.
AVEB, PrivateDelights or ECCIE.net profile
If you have posted reviews on AVEB, PrivateDelights or ECCIE.net, there is a chance I will see you without other personal information.
This is a service that independently screens both ladies and gentlemen. There is a fee. They will want your real life information. But, you will have access to a large number of screened ladies and never have to exchange personal information. I have been a member of this service for 4 years and have never had or heard of anyone having problems. They operate completely oversees, as far as I know.
Phone calls or meeting in public
This is not an option! Just because you're charming on the phone or over coffee, doesn't mean you're safe. As you know, Ted Bundy was very charming ;)
If you can think of a way to make me feel safe, other than what is listed above, I'd be willing to consider it. But, it's very unlikely!
Can I trust you?
You are welcome to contact any of the gentlemen who wrote my reviews by private message. They will tell you I'm a very trustworthy and discreet person.
If you're new, you may not realize that causing problems for a gentleman would be a really bad move for a high end, verified provider. The gentlemen would most likely post about it and this a small community.
Please refer to the map in on my photos page, if you're in Southern California.
Depending on where you are, there is a minimum donation of one or two hours.
I occasionally tour nationally. Tour details can be found on my Schedule & Tours Pages.
If your aren't in my area or on my tour schedule, I may make a trip to see you exclusively. Additional charges may apply.
Deposits - I require a deposit for outcalls.
Between 10%-50% of the donation, depending on the length of the visit and distance I will need to travel to see you.
You may use Venmo, CashApp or Credit Card*.
*You don't need to give me your credit card number. I will send you a squarepay invoice, via phone number or email.
*Your statement will read something innocuous.
Valid question....Fun! :)
I'm a very fun girl with a very open mind! I'm comfortable with my body and enjoy a wide range of sexual activities.
However, what I will and won't do completely depends on my partner and the situtation.
The goal of our spending time together is to have fun! Both of us.
The donation you give me is for the opportunity to spend time with me. Nothing more.
If you are rude and smell bad, we may just play checkers.
If you're a gentleman and make me feel pretty, I may fulfill every fantasy, you've ever had.
No, I'm sorry.
I have a busy life and it's never a good time for me to take a phone call.
I'm happy to communicate by text or email, when I'm available.
Please don't tell me, "You’re hot for your age" lol. You can leave it at "You're hot!"
I became a provider in June 2017. Any photo you find of me was taken after that date. I post recently takes photos ad nauseum, so the photos you're seeing are current! That's what I look like today.
I'm told I look younger than my age but who really looks their age these days...have you see Jennifer Aniston lately?
I accept all major credit cards, Venmo, Cashapp and cash.
There will be a small fee added to the donation amount if you are using any payment method other than cash.
I do not accept Zelle or Paypal at this time.
Right now...the only place to chat with me is my OnlyFans. It's FREE to join...then you have the option of tipping me.
If you have a question regarding an appointment, you're welcome to text me.
Please do not contact me on OnlyFans regarding appointments. It's against their user rules.
I will not send photos or videos by text or email.
The way to gain access to the thousands of photos and dozens videos available, is to visit my FREE OnlyFans
Most people don't realize this, but posting porn on the internet isn't as simple as just uploading a video. Because of things like sex trafficing and revenge porn, you have to submit identification, sign paperwork and be approved.
I do not allow video during appointments.
If I discover you're filming me without my concent, I reserve the right to flush your camera down the toilet and leave you a bad review.
Did you read somewhere that a police officer has to tell you the truth if you ask them, "Are you affliated with law enforcement?"?
This is a myth.
Police officers are able to lie or do pretty much whatever they need to do their jobs effectively.
We can debate this during our time together. But, if I'm right and you rely on this information as fact, your attorney will be debating it with a DA.
If you want to keep yourself safe, try to avoid....
Meeting someone new last minute.
Meeting girls who don't screen.
If it seems too easy....it's probably trouble ;)
Yes, I love to play with couples! Let me be your unicorn :D
You will both need to pass a screening and there is an addional fee per hour.
Please request a quote
Things come up....I totally understand...especially if you're needing to be discreet about where you're going to be. If your schedule changes, tell me as soon as possible. Depending on the situation, it may not cost you anything to cancel and I'll happily reschedule with you.
What I expect.....
If you give me more than 24 hours notice, we're good. If you've given me a deposit, you may apply it to your next visit.
If you give me between 6 to 23 hours notice AND you are new, you will forfeit your deposit. If I've seen you before, I will expect a sweet apology and for you to reschedule ;)
If you give me less than 6 hours notice I will expect a gift of $100. You may give me this by using a credit card, CashApp or Venmo. If these payment options are not available to you, I need to know at the time you book.
If we have agreed that I will book a room and I have already done so before you cancel, I will expect to be reimbursed for the cost of the room.
What girl doesn't?
However, I'm not a big fan of cut flowers. I prefer orchids or potted plants. Something that I can enjoy for a long time.
I love dark chocolate with any kind of nut!
Macy's gift cards always put a smile on my face :D
If you would like to get me a clothing item or toy, please visit my Amazon wishlist.
My Wishlist -
Don't laugh, I get asked this one a lot and I'm never sure how to answer ;) Hope this covers it......
I do not have any desire to cause you problems, make your identity public, contact anyone you know, blackmail you, stalk you or bother you in any way.
I live a fairly normal, quiet, comfortable suburban life. I have access to healthcare and a loving family who would recognize if my cheese were sliding off my cracker.
I'm like any other person who has both good days and bad. I would describe myself as being a mostly happy, high-functioning adult who handles most problems in a healthy and constructive way.
However....if for some reason, I'm not feeling up to meeting or I have something serious going on in my world, I'll simply contact you and reschedule.
Yep! I'm really, really real.
Also, the reason I get asked this question makes me sad.
Women aren't really targeted by porn bots and scams and predatory advertising the way men are. Most of us have no idea these things exist.
I'm sorry if you've had bad experiences.
All I can tell you is, I am real girl with semi-pure intentions ;)
However you like, as long as it's appropiate for the situation.
Clean and comfortable, should be your goal.
Not too much cologne.
No scratchy whiskers!
If you are unable to shower before we meet, you are encouraged to shower and/or shave when you arrive.
Absolutely! If we have met in person and you were a gentleman, I will happily vouch for you with another girl.
What will you say?
I will tell another girl about timeliness, hygiene and overall attitude.
What will you not say?
I will not comment on your personal information or other things we spoke about during our interactions.
I will not comment on your performance or physical attributes. ;)
I'm not looking to make any special financial arrangements or date anyone seriously.
If you enjoy spending time with me, I'm happy to book as many appointments as your finances allow.
If I feel like you're developing an unhealthy attachment, I will stop seeing you.
Trust me, you don't want me full time. I'm better in small doses!
Angry, Hurt, Frustrated Wives and Girlfriends (I will NOT confirm or deny I’ve seen anyone. However, if you send me an email with YOUR man’s contact information, I will put him on my block list.)
First, I would like to say that I am sorry you are reading this. I have been in your shoes and can honestly say I know exactly how you feel. Horrible. Men don’t seem to understand that physical cheating isn’t the part that hurts us most. It’s the lying.
So I am going to be 100% honest with you.
About 60-65% of the gentlemen I see are married or in an otherwise committed relationship. I have asked every single one of them why they are cheating. The answer I get most often will make you want to choke them. “I just want to be with someone different sometimes.”
They say…“I love her more than anything! I would never want to hurt her or our family. She’s beautiful! Our sex life is great! But, I just want to have the experience of being with another woman.”
Men are wired differently than we are. I can prove it!
Think about the last really hot guy you laid eyes on. Now go to my rates page and tell me if you would donate that many roses to spend time with him. Did you stop and think about a cute pair of shoes you’d rather have or maybe something practical? Now stop and think if you would risk hurting your relationship to be with that hot guy for an hour. Okay, today probably isn’t the best day to ask that question, lol. But, on other days your answer would probably be “No”. They have different priorities than we do.
Men tell me that they don’t want to cheat. They often find it inconvenient to need to scratch this itch. I speculate that testosterone levels may play a role based on comments they’ve made and some of my own personal experiences. Maybe it’s nature’s way of diversifying the gene pool. But, being with multiple partners is something men seem to be compelled to do. Before you holler “B.S.”, please refer to my rates page again.
As infuriating as all of this honest information is, I’d like to offer you a seemingly more infuriating solution….Let him cheat.
This solution would obviously benefit someone in my position. This is not, however, a sales pitch. I’ve been very happily married for 17 years. I let my husband date other women off and on over our entire marriage. He jokes that I took the fun out of cheating, which it kind of did, lol. I always knew the women he saw on some level. They knew who I was, respected me and liked me. Some people refer to this lifestyle as polyamory. I just always thought it was honest and pragmatic. I know I’m number one in my husband’s world. I always have been. You are probably number one in your man’s world too.
He just wants to have the experience of being with another woman. ***Rolls Eyes***
Letting him see a woman like me may seem like a horrible idea. I’ve been there, too. My hubby saw providers long before I ever considered being one. I was worried “those” kinds of women would be crazy or unclean. That doesn’t have to be the case at all. Especially, if YOU help him pick the girl. (; A provider isn’t going to cause complications in your life the way an acquaintance or coworker might. And, men who aren’t looking for primary partners don’t have a lot of dating options to begin with.
Nothing I’ve said has been meant to minimize your pain, anger and frustration. You have every right to be mad as hell. You have been betrayed by someone you love and once trusted. But, if you’re not really going to pack your bags, like you should, maybe taking this approach would make you feel more in control than you do now.
You’ll have time to think it over while you’re shopping. He told me he wants you to buy cute shoes until you feel better :D
By Reference, I mean another escort/provider you've seen before who will vouch for you.
This is one way girls use to keep each other safe and out of trouble.
If you've seen another legitimate provider in the last year and would like to use her as a reference instead of screening, please remember it may take a little while for her to respond to my message.
I will need her name, home city and contact information. She will need to have internet ads, a website or a social media account.
By Review, I mean a written review posted by a provider you've seen on a site like AVEscortsboard.com or Privatedelights.ch.
Where are you located?
I'm located in Palmdale, CA. The exact location will be given to you the day of our appointment.
My place is in an upscale residental area. It's easily accessible, yet discreet. You are welcome to park in my private drive way or along the street. If you're concerned about your GPS location, there is a nice shopping center within walking distance.
(Refer to map on my Photos Page)
My required minimum donations are listed on my rates page.
You will notice there is a difference in "Outcall and Incall" donations. That is simply because, I will invest more time in traveling to see you, than if you visit me.
Sometimes, unscrupulous websites will pirate my photos and post different rates. But the rates on this site, my site, are always accurate.
If I've seen you before at a lower donation, I may see you again at that same rate. Please inquire before booking.
Ocassionally, I will offer a discount in exchange for a gentleman writing me a review on a pre-approved website.
Or maybe if I'm on tour and get a great deal on lodging...I will pass along the savings.
If I have a current special or discount, it will be posted on my Specials or Rates pages.
I do not offer discounts based on how cute you are ;)
I see gentlemen of all ages, provided they are of the legal age of consent.
I see gentlemen of all races, ethinic and religions backgrounds.
I see gentlemen of all colors, shapes and sizes.
The key word here is "gentlemen" ;)
What you look like is of little importance.
Your attitude and hygiene are of great importance!
No!!! In fact, I find it offensive and will cut off communication immediately.
I do not wish to barter for services or goods, either.
This includes services of photographers, web developers and drug dealers.
Funny you should ask...
I'm actually in the process of setting that up.
However, I'm not exactly sure when this will ready.
Promise, I will make announcement on all of my social media.
Yes! But, if I look different to you from pic to pic, here's why...... I've recently lost some weight. You will notice a difference in any photos posted after February 2019. Sometimes the lighting or filter will make my eyes or hair appear darker than in person. I have naturally curly hair, but I also straighten it or add fancy curls. I sometimes wear a full face of make-up but other times wear little or none at all. Position and camera angle can change perspective. I do sometimes use filters, blur things, crop or make other artistic alterations.
But, I don't alter my appearance in any way that could be considered deceptive. I don't need to. ;)
What can I say, I'm a naughty girl!
I have 2 OnlyFans accounts.
@CKennedy918 is FREE to subscribe...then you have the option of downloading my full-length XXX videos for purchase. I post FREE content here regularly, too.
@ChristineKennedy is a Paid monthly membership account. Which includes exclusive VIP XXX content.
No...I do not need help making content.
I generally don't require a deposit for incall appointments, unless you've canceled on me before or have a special request.
I do require deposits for outcall appointments with new clients. The amount will be determined by the lengh of the appointment and distance I will need to travel to get to you. (10% - 50%)
I can accept your deposit via Venmo, Cashapp or credit card.
Deposits are non refundable if you cancel. However, if you give me notice that you're canceling, I will probably apply the amount to a time in the future, when you're able to reschedule.
I have an amazing doubles partner....London Pleasures.
London's home base is Tulsa, OK.
We tour together several times a year.
Please see my Schedule page for up coming tour dates!
I do not offer sessions with any other providers at this time.
I generally respond to any correspondence within 72 hours unless you were rude or inappropriate.
Don't be discouraged if it's been longer. I may just not have seen it. It may be in my junk folder or accidently marked as read. I could be spending time with family. You're welcome to send me a follow up message or contact me via another method.
If we were communicating and I stopped, there could be a couple reasons.
1. I simply got busy. This is more likely than not the reason.
2. I thought I responded but actually didn't. Sorry :/
3. You said or did something to offend me. If this we're the case, I would have told you. I have no problem speaking up when someone gets out of line.
If I've blocked you, I mean it. Please don't try other methods of contact.
I only travel with gentlemen I have spent enough time alone with to know it would be fun for both of us. :)
Depending on your definition.....
I generally don't drink alcohol. I prefer to get my extra calories from cheesecake.
I don't mind if you drink, as long as you don't plan to drink and drive. Or drink so much that it effects you in a negitive way.
I do not take illegal drugs of any kind. Nor do I wish to be in the presence of illegal drugs. If you're not sure what I mean by illegal drug, I mean anything that would upset a police officer or my doctor.
I do have the ability to take medical marijuana legally; I use an odorless vape pen. However, I will not have or use it in your presence if it makes you uncomfortable.
Where to start?....
If you are referring to my hygiene, the answer is "Yes! I would describe myself as an exceptionally hygienic person, who takes good care of herself.
If you are asking if I am a slob, the answer is "No!" You will not find the place we meet to be unkept. I will not make a mess when I visit you.
If you are asking if I have an STD, that's seems a silly way to pose the question but.....
To the best of my knowledge, No.
I am tested regularly and practice safer sex.
It is in YOUR best interest to be tested regularly and practice safer sex, too!
That's okay! It's normal. I would be surprised if you weren't.
I'm a very easy going, upbeat, instinctively kind person.
I'm promise you will wonder why you were so worried in the first few minutes of our meeting.
First you need to be able to communicate what kinky means to you.
If you know what you're looking for, don't be affraid to ask.
I have a background in BDSM and I'm familiar with a lot of kink.
I also have a toy collection that would make Caligula blush ;)
If I don't feel like I can meet your needs, I will be honest.
Please don't send nude photos to me by email or text. Sometimes, I open my phone in public and the lady in line behind me at the grocery store might not appreciate your magnificent manhood.????
If you would like to show me your goods...please send it via DM on OnlyFans. It should accompany a generous tip if you expect me to open it.????
To be honest...no.
I'm independant and have never had a need or desire...
However, I have a business background and LOVE to hear a great sales pitch! If you're legit and hit me up, I'm likely to reply. I'm also likely to take a screenshot and post it on my Twitter for the amusement of my fellow renegades...
I’m a sweetheart. Genuinely kind, happy, positive, fun and enjoyable to be around. I’ve been told I have a glow. I take care good of myself. My hair and skin are soft and always smell amazing! I don’t use heavy cosmetics or fragrances. I will look exactly like the girl in the photos and videos.