Good girls have the naughtiest thoughts

F.A.Q.

Please take the time to answer some of your questions here before contacting me directly.

In no particular order.....

Are you available right now?

Maybe :) 

It depends on a two factors.

1. Where do you want to meet? 

2. Have you been "screened" or have your "references" cleared? (or P411 member)

If not otherwise stated on my calendar or on Twitter, I'm available most days in the Palmdale -  Lancaster area.

If you want to guarantee a meeting with me, it's best to plan at least a day in advance.

If you know you want to meet me but aren't sure when, it's best to get pre-screened.   

The most important thing to keep in mind is, we can't have any fun until you're screened :) 

 

 

 

What does it mean when you ask for a Reference?

By Reference, I mean another escort/provider you've seen before who will vouch for you.

This is one way girls use to keep each other safe and out of trouble. 

If you've seen another legitimate provider in the last year and would like to use her as a reference instead of screening, please remember it may take a little while for her to respond to my message.

I will need her name, home city and contact information. She will need to have internet ads, a website or a social media account.

By Review, I mean a written review posted by a provider you've seen on a site like AVEscortsboard.com or Privatedelights.ch.

What do you mean by Screening?

It would be unsafe for me to meet in private with a total stranger. Even if YOU know you're a great guy, I don't yet. I need to know you're not going to hurt me or cause me problems.

Here are a few ways to get there:

Your Real Online Information

I will Google your email address and/or phone number before I respond to you the first time. I do this to see if you're using your real information to contact me. If you are, that's great! We're half way there :)

If we decide to meet, I will dig a little further. I may look up your social media, work website or other things on the internet. I'm checking to see if you're a real person, with a basically normal life. 

After I feel like you're safe, I stop digging and mark your contact information as "screened". I will never use information for any other purpose and I would never, never share it.

Picture ID

If you are using a burner phone, private email or don't have any information on the internet, you may send me a picture of your valid state ID instead. All of the information must be left visible. I will delete the picture once we've met. 

 

AVEB, PrivateDelights or ECCIE.net profile

If you have posted reviews on AVEB, PrivateDelights or ECCIE.net, there is a chance I will see you without other personal information. 

P411 (www.preferred411.com)

This is a service that independently screens both ladies and gentlemen. There is a fee. They will want your real life information. But, you will have access to a large number of screened ladies and never have to exchange personal information. I have been a member of this service for 4 years and have never had or heard of anyone having problems. They operate completely oversees, as far as I know.

Phone calls or meeting in public

This is not an option! Just because you're charming on the phone or over coffee, doesn't mean you're safe. As you know, Ted Bundy was very charming ;)

Other options

If you can think of a way to make me feel safe, other than what is listed above, I'd be willing to consider it.  But, it's very unlikely!

Can I trust you?

YES :)

You are welcome to contact any of the gentlemen who wrote my reviews by private message. They will tell you I'm a very trustworthy and discreet person.

If you're new, you may not realize that causing problems for a gentleman would be a really bad move for a high end, verified provider. The gentlemen would most likely post about it and this a small community. 

Are your donations negotiable?

No!!! In fact, I find it offensive and will cut off communication immediately. 

I do not wish to barter for services or goods, either. This includes services of photographers, web developers and drug dealers.

Why aren't you responding to my communications?

I generally respond to any correspondence within 72 hours unless you were rude or inappropriate.  

Don't be discouraged if it's been longer. I may just not have seen it. It may be in my junk folder or accidently marked as read. I could be spending time with family. You're welcome to send me a follow up message or contact me via another method.

If we were communicating and I stopped, there could be a couple reasons.

1. I simply got busy. This is more likely than not the reason. 

2. I thought I responded but actually didn't. Sorry :/

3. You said or did something to offend me. If this we're the case, I would have told you. I have no problem speaking up when someone gets out of line.

 

If I've blocked you, I mean it. Please don't try other methods of contact.

May I call you?

No, I'm sorry. 

I have a busy life and it's never a good time for me to take a phone call.

I'm happy to communicate by text or email, when I'm free.

How do I schedule a couples session?

I love to play with couples! Let me be your unicorn ;)

We can stay in and play or go out for an adventure.

Couples are welcome to submit one screening form but need to provide information for both parties. (Yes, even the female ;)

Are you affiliated with law enforcement?

Did you read somewhere that a police officer has to tell you the truth if you ask them, "Are you affliated with law enforcement?"?

This is a myth.

Police officers are able to lie or do pretty much whatever they need to do their jobs effectively.

We can debate this during our time together. But, if I'm right and you rely on this information as fact, your attorney will be debating it with a District Attorney. 

If you want to keep yourself safe, try to avoid....

Meeting someone new last minute.

Meeting girls who don't screen. 

If it seems too easy....it's probably trouble ;)

What's on your menu?

Valid question....Fun! :)

I'm a very fun girl with a very open mind! I'm comfortable with my body and enjoy a wide range of sexual activities.

However, what I will and won't do completely depends on my partner and the situtation.

The goal of our spending time together is to have fun! Both of us.

The donation you give me is for the opportunity to spend time with me. Nothing more.

If you are rude and smell bad, we may just play checkers.

If you're a gentleman and make me feel pretty, I may fulfill every fantasy, you've ever had.

 

 

 

 

 

Are your pictures really of you?

Yes! But, if I look different to you from pic to pic, here's why...... I've recently lost some weight. You will notice a difference in any photos posted after February 2019. Sometimes the lighting or filter will make my eyes or hair appear darker than in person. I have naturally curly hair, but I also straighten it or add fancy curls. I sometimes wear a full face of make-up but other times wear little or none at all. Position and camera angle can change perspective. I do sometimes use filters, blur things, crop or make other artistic alterations. But, I don't alter my appearance in any way that could be considered deceptive. I don't need to. ;)

Will you send me a naughty pic or video?

I will not send photos or videos by text or email.

The way to gain access to the thousands of photos and dozens videos available is to visit my OnlyFans, Pornhub or Twitter accounts.

There's a ton of free content available....hint...the really naughty content is for subscribers. ;)

https://onlyfans.com/ckennedy918

https://twitter.com/CKennedy918

https://www.pornhub.com/model/christinekennedy1

Is it possible for me to appear in videos with you?

Nope :)

Most people don't realize this, but you must have a contract with sites like Pornhub in order for any part of your body to appear in a video uploaded there.  For this and other personal reasons, I will only be appearing in published videos with my established partners.

I am not interested in appearing with you in videos for your personal library. 

I am not interested appearing in porn under contract.

 

What if I need to cancel?

 

Things come up....I totally understand...especially if you're needing to be discreet about where you're going to be. If your schedule changes, tell me as soon as possible. Depending on the situation, it may not cost you anything to cancel and I'll happily reschedule with you.

What I expect.....

If you give me more than 24 hours notice, we're good. If you've given me a deposit, you may apply it to your next visit.

If you give me between 6 to 23 hours notice AND you are new, you will forfeit your deposit. If I've seen you before, I will expect a sweet apology and for you to reschedule ;)

If you give me less than 6 hours notice I will expect a gift of $100. You may give me this by using a credit card or Venmo. If neither of these payment options are available to you, I need to know at the time you book.

If we have agreed that I will book a room and I have already done so before you cancel, I will expect to be reimbursed for the cost of the room.

 

Do you travel?

I only travel with gentlemen I have spent enough time alone with to know it would be fun for both of us.

Do you like gifts?

Absolutely! What girl doesn't? However, flowers and chocolates seem fleeting to me. 

Ask me about my Amazon wishlist. I've made it easy to find my perfect size and color.

Macy's gift cards always put a smile on my face :D

 

My Wishlist - 

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2K0HXTEM41DU1?ref_=wl_share

Do you party?

Maybe :)

Depending on your definition.....

I generally don't drink alcohol. I prefer to get my extra calories from cheesecake.

I don't mind if you drink, as long as you don't plan to drink and drive. Or drink so much that it effects you in a negitive way. 

I do not take illegal drugs of any kind. Nor do I wish to be in the presence of illegal drugs. If you're not sure what I mean by illegal drug, I mean anything that would upset a police officer or my doctor.

I do have the ability to take medical marijuana legally; I use an odorless vape pen. However, I will not have or use it in your presence if it makes you uncomfortable.

 

Are you crazy?

Don't laugh, I get asked this one a lot and I'm never sure how to answer ;) Hope this covers it......

I do not have any desire to cause you problems, make your identity public, contact anyone you know, blackmail you, stalk you or bother you in any way.

I live a fairly normal, quiet, comfortable suburban life. I have access to healthcare and a loving family who would recognize if my cheese were sliding off my cracker. 

I'm like any other person who has both good days and bad. I would describe myself as being a mostly happy, high-functioning adult who handles most problems in a healthy and constructive way.

However....if for some reason, I'm not feeling up to meeting or I have something serious going on in my world, I'll simply contact you and reschedule.

 

 

 

Are you clean?

Where to start?....

If you are referring to my hygiene, the answer is "Yes! I would describe myself as an exceptionally hygienic person, who takes good care of herself.

If you are asking if I am a slob, the answer is "No!" You will not find the place we meet to be unkept. I will not make it messy when I visit you.

If you are asking if I have an STD, that's seems a silly way to pose the question but.....

To the best of my knowledge, No.

I am tested regularly and practice safer sex. 

It is in YOUR best interest to be tested regularly and practice safer sex, too!

 

Are you real?

Yep! I'm really, really real.

Also, the reason I get asked this question makes me sad.

Women aren't really targeted by porn bots and scams and predatory advertising the way men are. Most of us have no idea these things exist.

I'm sorry if you've had bad experiences.

All I can tell you is, I am real girl with semi-pure intentions ;)

 

 

What if I'm nervous?

That's okay! It's normal. I would be surprised if you weren't.

I'm a very easy going, upbeat, instinctively kind person.

I'm promise you will wonder why you were so worried in the first few minutes of our meeting.

 

 

How do I give you a donation?

Answered in the members area.

 

Will you give me a reference?

Absolutely!  If we have met in person and you were a gentleman, I will happily vouch for you with another girl.

What will you say?

I will tell another girl about timeliness, hygiene and overall attitude.

What will you not say?

I will not comment on your personal information or other things we spoke about during our interactions.

I will not comment on your performance or physical attributes. 

How should I dress?

However you like, as long as it's appropiate for the situation.

Clean and comfortable, should be your goal.

Not too much cologne.

No scratchy whiskers!

 

If you are unable to shower before we meet, you are encouraged to shower and/or shave when you arrive.

What if I'm kinky?

First you need to be able to communicate what kinky means to you.

Start here...

www.bdsmtest.org

www.fetlife.com

 

 

Do you see female clients alone?

You bet! Women are amazing! If you're nervous about your first girl/girl encounter, I'd be happy to answer more detailed questions by email.

However, a screening is still required. You wouldn't believe how many "women" contact me. Sending me a photo of a pretty girl doesn't mean we can skip the screening procress. 

Trust me...a real woman understands how dangerous that would be.

How do I arrange for a multi-girl fantasy session?

Start with the screening page and expect this the take a little time and planning.  You want it to be really good, right?

The reason multi girl session donations are a little larger, is because it can take some fanagiling to get everything set up.

If the standard multi donation is a little steep for you, keep an eye on my calendar. I'll anounce doubles tour dates and specials, as opportunities come up.

 

***Deposit Required for Newbies***

Angry, Hurt, Frustrated Wives and Girlfriends

Angry, Hurt, Frustrated Wives and Girlfriends (I will NOT confirm or deny I’ve seen anyone. However, if you send me an email with YOUR man’s contact information, I will put him on my block list.)

First, I would like to say that I am sorry you are reading this. I have been in your shoes and can honestly say I know exactly how you feel. Horrible. Men don’t seem to understand that physical cheating isn’t the part that hurts us most. It’s the lying.

So I am going to be 100% honest with you. 

About 60-65% of the gentlemen I see are married or in an otherwise committed relationship. I have asked every single one of them why they are cheating. The answer I get most often will make you want to choke them. “I just want to be with someone different sometimes.”

They say…“I love her more than anything! I would never want to hurt her or our family. She’s beautiful! Our sex life is great! But, I just want to have the experience of being with another woman.”

Men are wired differently than we are. I can prove it!

Think about the last really hot guy you laid eyes on. Now go to my rates page and tell me if you would donate that many roses to spend time with him.  Did you stop and think about a cute pair of shoes you’d rather have or maybe something practical?  Now stop and think if you would risk hurting your relationship to be with that hot guy for an hour.  Okay, today probably isn’t the best day to ask that question, lol. But, on other days your answer would probably be “No”. They have different priorities than we do.

Men tell me that they don’t want to cheat. They often find it inconvenient to need to scratch this itch.  I speculate that testosterone levels may play a role based on comments they’ve made and some of my own personal experiences. Maybe it’s nature’s way of diversifying the gene pool. But, being with multiple partners is something men seem to be compelled to do. Before you holler “B.S.”, please refer to my rates page again.

As infuriating as all of this honest information is, I’d like to offer you a seemingly more infuriating solution….Let him cheat.

This solution would obviously benefit someone in my position. This is not, however, a sales pitch. I’ve been very happily married for 17 years. I let my husband date other women off and on over our entire marriage. He jokes that I took the fun out of cheating, which it kind of did, lol. I always knew the women he saw on some level. They knew who I was, respected me and liked me. Some people refer to this lifestyle as polyamory. I just always thought it was honest and pragmatic. I know I’m number one in my husband’s world. I always have been. You are probably number one in your man’s world too.

He just wants to have the experience of being with another woman. ***Rolls Eyes***

Letting him see a woman like me may seem like a horrible idea. I’ve been there, too. My hubby saw providers long before I ever considered being one. I was worried “those” kinds of women would be crazy or unclean. That doesn’t have to be the case at all. Especially, if YOU help him pick the girl. (;  A provider isn’t going to cause complications in your life the way an acquaintance or coworker might. And, men who aren’t looking for primary partners don’t have a lot of dating options to begin with.

Nothing I’ve said has been meant to minimize your pain, anger and frustration.  You have every right to be mad as hell. You have been betrayed by someone you love and once trusted.  But, if you’re not really going to pack your bags, like you should, maybe taking this approach would make you feel more in control than you do now.

You’ll have time to think it over while you’re shopping. He told me he wants you to buy cute shoes until you feel better :D